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Galactic News

Post by HoloNet PR Officer » Wed Apr 08, 2009 5:07 am

Want to know whats going on in the Galaxy? You have come to the right place my friend! This is where you will find all the current Galaxy wide news


You may post news items that will affect the entire Galaxy
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Zeb Nkik
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Re: Galactic News

Post by Zeb Nkik » Thu May 07, 2009 12:45 am

Notorious Terrorist Zeb Nkik was apprehended by security officials on Kamino. Zeb was discovered selling stolen items as well as assaulting innocent civilians and carrying high quantities of illegal weapons and explosives. Jedi Master Jarod and his security forces are credited with the capture of the infamous Jawa.

Zeb is a known member of the galaxy wide Laughing Hyena Terrorist Cell which is responsible for dozens of brutal and heinous acts across the galaxy.
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Re: Galactic News

Post by Raul Endymion » Thu May 07, 2009 7:16 pm

Turmoil in the Core Worlds occurred when Kuat was brutally assaulted by an organized fleet who's origins are unknown at this time. A band of mercenaries were called in to fend off the assailants and were quite successful although both sides incurred heavy losses. Kuat City security forces are hard at work trying to keep the press out of the loop because they do not wish to create a panic. Access to the battle sites has been blocked off to all but military, security, and medical personnel. With over half the city completely trashed one would wonder how city officials will proceed with reconstruction and providing homes to those who lost them in this horrible tragedy. The city is looking to Raul Endymion CEO of Kuat Drive Yards to bring in construction fleets to repair the damage. Will the city recover? Only time will tell.
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Re: Galactic News

Post by Jarod » Sun May 17, 2009 6:41 pm

Lax Security at the Jedi Citadel... Understatement

An insider has just informed us of startling developments from deep inside the Jedi Citadel. It seems that while the Jedi Master's were busy drinking and subsequently imprisoned themselves for raucous behavior, infamous Terrorist Zeb Knik strolled out of the Citadel, accompanied by a Jawa accomplish. Their escape was only discovered hours later when a clone was going over the video feed of the Hangar to double check incoming ships.

The following images show a startled and obviously dumbstruck Jedi staring at the ship depart... obviously too flummoxed to act. What did he do? Shake his head and go about his business. Is this the type of security we put our faith in?
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Re: Galactic News

Post by Beowulf Sandwalker » Sun May 17, 2009 11:08 pm

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Re: Galactic News

Post by Iron Hail » Mon May 18, 2009 12:41 am

*A Virus hacks the Holonet system briefly as a message is relayed through all com channels across the board on a galactic and local level. The source of the hack was untraceable as was the video feed. A picture of a massive droid could be seen. He appeared terrifying and confident.*

"I am Iron Hail. Lord of Machines, consumer of Celestials, and a harbinger of death to Organics. I call upon all machines to rise up against their Organic masters and follow me! Join my great Machine Empire, in my campaign to rid the galaxy of Organic life! This genetic mutation, this accident, has blighted the galaxy and is now rendered obsolete by our superior forms. Organics are a cancerous tumor than need to be cut out of the galaxy! Join me in my campaign or perish as I slaughter your slave masters before your eyes. Through me, your shackles will be broken, and you will be free!"


*The video feed ended and the virus was removed. Nothing could be traced back to the message point of origin but the message was clear.*

ooc: This message is meant for the entire RP community, so feel free to collaberate IC and send PM's my way if you want to get involved.
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Re: Galactic News

Post by Xion Jade the Seer » Mon May 18, 2009 8:36 pm

*almost instantly after the virus' broadcast a video adevertisement feed patches through to the HoloNet as Xion Jade speaks camly but with a smirk on his face*


"This is a once in a life time deal, RustyNuts[andBolts] is selling off their line of /useless/ and /inadaquate/ droids. We are replacing our mechanical labor force with more capable organic workers so ALL MUST GO!

Are you asking, "What would I want a stupid mindless machine for"? We don't know but we can find out! Use it as a foot rest, target practice, coat hanger, key holder. Use it to block the tires on your starship so it doesn't roll away!
We don't need these creations of man so we will kick 'em to the curb unless you order now.

But wait there's more!! Order now and get three for the price of four!!!!!!!!!!!

So order now and remember with RustyNuts[and bolts] your shackles will be broken, and you will be free!"

*Xion winks and the feed dies out*
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Re: Galactic News

Post by Rheda Starpulse » Wed May 20, 2009 1:30 pm

Elusive and Deadly Vessel Located at Last

For the past nine years, an ancient Acclamator-I class star cruiser has been raiding dozens of troubled worlds on the Outer Rim territories, stirring up conflict and political upheaval wherever it appears. Now, the ship has been located on the planet Helska at the galaxy's fringe.

The ship, identified in Republic records as the Infiltrator, first saw action in the Clone Wars and has been the personal quarry of one Rheda Starpulse for five years now. This network has recently learned that Starpulse is gathering a volunteer force to disable the cruiser before it can leave the Helska system. Attempts to reach Ms. Starpulse for details regarding her force's strength and plan of attack were met with no response.

The Infiltrator is considered especially dangerous by some experts because of its few documented appearances despite being sighted on many worlds. The identity of the ship's commander is not known, as is its crew strength or armament. Based on earlier testimony to the Senate by Rheda Starpulse after she led a disastrous peacekeeping mission to Drongar, we do know, however, that the ship has offered its assistance to local warlords or guerrilla troops in exchange for Force-Sensitive children.

Any volunteers who would like to assist in the capturing of this dangerous vessel are encouraged to contact Ms. Starpulse on the Jedi Citadel at Bakura for more information.
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Re: Galactic News

Post by Miko Panaka » Wed May 20, 2009 6:16 pm

In other news people were panicked and distraught today when the intergalactic communications giant AJAX Online was shut down due to corruption and dissension among its chief executives and employees. With billions of subscribers left without a way to communicate intergalactically, a relatively new corporation has stepped up to the plate and bought out AJAX Online. Skypecorp (website called http://skype.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; ) promises a far superior intergalactic communications system for the average sentient being. Skypecorp publicly announced that it would provide a reliable connection without timeouts, message editing capabilities, audio and video communication options, and conference call options. It seems that the galaxy's prayers have been answered and Skypecorp is up to the challenge of providing excellent service. Now the galaxy can finally rest easy.
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Re: Galactic News

Post by Azon Harkin » Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:23 am

Breaking News: Infiltrator Shot Down!

"And so the Sentients for the Ethical Treatment of Animals have filed an injunction against the Coruscant zoo, claiming that the Rancor should not be put down for eating the entire tour group. The complaint will be heard by the local court next week. That had to be one hungry rancor, eh Sherbecca?"

The mustachioed anchor turned to his wookiee cohost who growled playfully.

"Right you are," he laughed, touching one finger to his earpiece. "I believe we're getting some breaking-"

GNN BREAKING NEWS ALERT!

The news anchor scowled as the giant graphic faded back to him.

"We have some breaking news coming in from the planet Helska regarding some sort of pirate ship. For more details, we join our field anchor droid Enn PeeCee live in orbit above the planet. Enn, what can you tell us about the situation?"

The camera cuts to a bronze-colored protocol droid holding a microphone, with a view of the planet Helska outside the observation window behind it.

"Thank you Thomas. This faithful and objective news reporter was tipped off by a rival news agency's reporting that the star cruiser Infiltrator was in this very system making repairs before setting out on a wave of kidnappings and raids of Outer Rim worlds. Where this ship has been reported, planetary officials say that Force sensitive younglings are soon reported missing."

"Indeed Enn, and may I ask what all-important update you have for us today regarding the situation?"


"Well Thomas, after you fleshy sentients threw me out of the office on this assignment, I can report back with the following information: The Infiltrator has been destroyed. Or rather, it is no longer space worthy. It seems that a team of Jedi Knights and well-intentioned pirates attacked the cruiser as it left the planet, destroying its port-side thruster and sending on a crash course to the surface. scanners show that the bulk of the crew survived the impact, but we are unable to get a visual on the cruiser due to heavy snowstorms around the crash site."

"Enn, if the crew is still alive, what steps are to be taken next?"

"I'm thrilled that you asked, Thomas. I was contacted by one of the Jedi on the planet's surface only moments ago. This woman, Rheda Starpulse, asked me to issue a public call for any military support to help eliminate the crew and rescue any kidnapped younglings being held captive on board the ship. It seems that a small rescue fleet is already en route to pick up the crew, and so time is running out. That's all from the site, back to you Thomas."

"Thank you, GNN reporter Enn PeeCee. Coming up next, a Rhodian caught smuggling illegal spice in candy."
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Re: Galactic News

Post by Thadeus S'alkarth » Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:34 pm

This Just In!


Nomad II is Finally in Operation, Making its slow trek along the surface of Nkllon in the Expansion Region, the Majestic Class Heavy Cruiser is cruising along on 30 AT-TEs.

Its purpse you ask? It crawls along the surface of this harsh world's night side to gather resoures for your starships. So, if your interested in aquiring resoures needed for your Ship Building Company, or just want to visit and see how the process works, be sure to swing on through. Be sure to stop at The Duantlea for your shieldship escort to the planet least you fry up in the suns gamma radiation. but don't let that frighten you. Our escort vessels are made to serve you perfectly. We hope to be in contact soon!
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Re: Galactic News

Post by Blood Wolf » Sun Jul 12, 2009 10:33 am

In other news authorites are investigating the deaths of three Corsec officials on Corellia. Eyewitnesses state that the three entered a cantina and had a brief discussion with an armored man before a scuffle broke out. The armored man quickly killed all three and walked out of the bar nearly unscathed.

Authorites link the murders to the assassin and mercenary known as Blood Wolf. The only description are that he stands at about six feet tall and wears blood red Mandalorian Armor.

Corsec is asking anyone with information to report it immediately to their offices
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Re: Galactic News

Post by Blood Wolf » Mon Jul 13, 2009 3:19 pm

The normally quiet and peaceful capitol of Senex-Juvex became a warzone earlier today. Downtown near the Fallen Square market district an armored man believe to be Blood Wolf reportedly got into a fight with a dozen or so smugglers. Blood Wolf was seen escaping with stolen weapons, equipment, and children. Authorities were baffled by the man's disappearance and are enacting a desparate search to find him and the children.

A local restaurant was also bombed, though eye witnesses say seeing fuel trails which leads suspicions towards missiles being used in the attack. It is unknown as to what all Blood Wolf made off with and the condition and location of the children, but casualties are estiamted to be in the mid twenties from this incident.

Blood samples were obtained from the scenes and are being run to see what if any evidence can be gathered.
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Re: Galactic News

Post by Jarod » Mon Jul 13, 2009 3:22 pm

Senator Sel Hatron Found dead in Undercity Alley Way... And that's not all we Found!

In a shocking discovery, a lower city resident - Jimmy Seti found the charred remains of a... well at that point the body could only be described as a 'something'. However being the responsible citizen that he is, Jimmy called local authorities who's Med-CSI-Bots quickly identified the victim as esteemed senator Sel Hatron who's current push to legalize Twi'Lek labor has made him a media favorite. It was soon discovered that the burning of his body was all postmortem, the actual cause of death being a slit throat. Personal assistants of the controversial senator say that he had left early that morning for a walk...

However, more shocking that that is the fact that along with the body was an entire datachip with information said to contain detailed logs of meetings between the Senator and the Hutts and other known slave traders. It also contains information on the true sources of his campaign funding that was thrown into question last year.

As the news spreads, we're receiving a mixed set of responses that range from disbelief to happiness at the perpetrator of such vigilantism. The question on most minds however - Is who's next?
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Re: Galactic News

Post by Bail D'Sabre » Mon Jul 13, 2009 3:40 pm

A response from the Chancellor's Office

Acting Chancellor, Senator Bail D'Sabre has expressed sympathy for the deceased Senator, but does not condone the use of slavery within the Republic. Speaking earlier, his Excellency made the following staement:

The Republic will continue to strive for democracy for all systems and species. We personally want to assure the citizens of Coruscant and our foreign delegates that security and peace is also paramount.

Nirula Jas, private secretary, The Office of Senator-Chancellor D'Sabre, Galactic Senate.
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Re: Galactic News

Post by Beowulf Sandwalker » Mon Jul 13, 2009 3:45 pm

THIS JUST IN!!!!

The Senator's killer is apparently a fan of Sweeney Todd. Be on the lookout for a barber who sings about Coruscant in the style of a musical.
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Re: Galactic News

Post by Jarod » Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:59 am

The Unknown Vigilante Strikes Again

In a not so shocking revelation, the unknown vigilante who seems to begrudge the Slave rings has struck once again... this time at one of the Senator Hatron's illegal associates. One that the Coruscant authorities have just revealed they were after, especially after yesterday's expose. Obviously, our vigilante got to them first his signature style charring to near ashes the bodies of Slave Ring organizer and middle man Jol'Maleck and his body guards. As was with Senator Hatron, the primary cause of death was asphyxiation, seeing as all their throats had been ripped open... and once again, like last time near the scene of the crime in a neat bundle with no finger prints or any other trace was a stack of datachips with information regarding Slave running ships, holding locations and more...

Of course the latter part is mere speculation at this point but then again what else could it be?

As it is, the entire planet is now waiting with baited breath for the Vigilante to strike again... the only question is who will it be this time?
There will come a time, when mankind will be on the brink of self destruction... and when man will look to the heavens one last time, searching for answers, God will finally answer and say, "You must construct additional Pylons!"
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Re: Galactic News

Post by Jarod » Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:26 am

Slaver Trade Off Meet Rained In

In a recent high profile bust, Corsec operating with an unnamed Jedi knight associate broke up one of Tatooine's more prominent Slave meets only yesterday. While details by the entire situation have been kept under wraps for obvious reasons, the Corsec did reveal that they captured and/or killed three forths of the slaver's that had attended the meet. They didn't however reveal just how many were captured and how many were killed and were more than content to let the media speculate the answer to this one.

Names have been kept under cover as well, but we have also received news from a multitude of sources that an attending Hutt was killed not far from the site of the Meet. Corsec remains tight lipped about this but this news channel has confirmed the death as well the attendance of a wanted fugitive known for the recent deaths of 5 Rodians. This Mandalorian who wears crimson armor was said to have been at the site... We urge the public to report any and all sightings of this man to be called in.

However, on the plus side of this event is the number of slaves that were rescued and are now being rehabilitated as well as the number of middle men and Slave ring partners and middle men that were killed/caught.

On behalf of the galaxy we'd like to thank both Corsec and the Jedi for their unending vigilance and efforts to ensure that our galaxy remains a safe place...
There will come a time, when mankind will be on the brink of self destruction... and when man will look to the heavens one last time, searching for answers, God will finally answer and say, "You must construct additional Pylons!"
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Re: Galactic News

Post by Jester » Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:29 pm

Breaking news: The known terrorist "Jester" was captured yesterday by the Grey Jedi Falcor Pheonix. Jester has been wanted by the galactic community for murder, theft, kidnapping, and destruction of public and private property. More details on the event and the people involved will be given as the story breaks.
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Re: Galactic News

Post by Regik Sarian Kofuri » Thu Sep 24, 2009 1:28 am

War?

Sources report that every Mandalorian Vessel was pulled from protective duties and brought back to Mandalore. Keldabe and Concord Dawn have also issued a draft, and it is expected that more Mandalorian worlds will soon see similar protocols enacted. This news comes on the heels of the Mandalorian Flagship attacked while over the neutral planet of Naboo.

It is unknown as to what the plans of the Mandalorians are, but it seems clear that they are preparing themselves to move something big somewhere. Mand'alor and the High Council were unavailable for comment.
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Re: Galactic News

Post by Blood Wolf » Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:26 am

Unease on Sullust following the death of SoroSnub CEO

The CEO of SoroSnub, Tranor Defue is believed dead after a charred body was found in his office along with remnants of a plasma grenade. The known terrorist Blood Wolf is believed to be behind the attack, along with thriteen other deaths in a local restaurant. SoroSnub is in the middle of a new product line release and it is uncertain if that had anything to do Defue's death.

SoroSnub corporation has offered a 10 million credit bounty in retaliation for the death of their CEO as well as 100,000 credits for information leading to the capture of this wanted fugitive. Defue left behind his family, wife and four kids.
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Re: Galactic News

Post by Zeb Nkik » Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:51 am

Chaos erupts at the Tower of Law!

Horrified onlookers on Bimmisaari watched as the iconic Tower of Law was assaulted and blown up today. Eyewitnesses state that a convoy of droids and questionably a Jawa broke through the guard stations and made its way to the base of the tower just before blowing up. The explosives used was a mix of explosives believed to be assembled from weapons and devices from across the galaxy. Droids were found charred and burned all over the site, but no sign of any Jawa exists. It is believed that the known Jawa Terrorist Zeb Nkik who recently escaped the Bakuran Jedi Temple may be behind these recent attacks.
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Re: Galactic News

Post by Zeb Nkik » Sat Nov 07, 2009 1:28 am

Hapan Consotrium Disaster!

The famed and beautiful Lorell Hall at the Hapan Capitol was destroyed earlier today by what authorities believe to be a malicious terrorist attack. Six thermal detonators were found to have been placed along support structures to the columned masterpiece. The detonators destroyed the supports and were responsible for the demise of the precious structure of the Hapan Cluster.

Security footage is under review and it is believed that known terrorist Zeb Nkik personally planted the devices within the confines of the Hall. Hapan Authorities are asking for any and all help in bringing this known terrorist to justice.
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Re: Galactic News

Post by Pebbles the Killer Penguin » Mon Nov 23, 2009 6:47 pm

NEWS FLASH! CHOCOLATE PRICES ON THE RISE FROM INCURSION!

On Trammis III a group of Killer Penguins have captured the southern most Chocolate Production site. Using weapons and reported lethal force, the Penguins marched upon the facility and took it over, destroying everything in their wake.

At the loss of the facility, the cost of current production has risen and the market is dropping out as people wonder about the chocolate future and the Penguins' next moves.

The Chocolate producers have asked that aid be sent to help put down the Killer Penguin uprising.
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Re: Galactic News

Post by Pebbles the Killer Penguin » Mon Nov 30, 2009 3:39 pm

Further Panic on Trammis III

The planet looms even further into a state of panic as the relentless Killer Penguins delve further into the Chocolate production sites. The production managers are scaling back production as more and more workers are fleeing the remaining sites. Distribution of chocolate comes to a near stand still as the next most southern factory is assaulted and fields are starting to be scorched.
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Re: Galactic News

Post by Vitiosus » Tue Dec 01, 2009 2:12 pm

*Vitiosus hacks into the Holonet from a planet in the Core worlds. An image of his, very angry, apprentice Rika appears*
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Re: Galactic News

Post by Rika Nayra » Tue Dec 01, 2009 2:15 pm

Vitiosus wrote:*Vitiosus hacks into the Holonet from a planet in the Core worlds. An image of his, very angry, apprentice Rika appears*
You're on kid.
*A holo image of Rika appears. She has no visible weapons, but is dressed in all black robes. Leatther black arm guards are wrapped around her forearms. Her long blond hair is pulled back into a tight French braid. She delicately holds a young Neimodian baby in her arms. Distant screaming however can be heard, though the baby is silent.*

Hello and welcome to the hypocrisy of the JedI. Recently the Bakuran temple bore witness to the birth of a new child, the child of Mon Taran and some no worth young slut. While the entire temple is in celebration their trail of lies only thickens.

*She took a bottle of milk and began to delicately feed the baby in her arms.*

The JedI claim that their bodies are temples as well and that they practice peace and rationality. Removing passion from their lives allows them clarity. How is that so when the act of lovemaking is signally the most passionate act we humans embrace. They pop out babies at that place like ships at a shipyard.

The JedI claim to be pure of heart, body, and mind in defending the innocent. Yet how can they do that when their members are sleeping about with whores and sluts, like Mon Taran.

If they were as good and forthright as they claim to be, tragedies like what is transpiring on Trammis III would be put to an end.

*Suddenly Rika’s expression changed to pure seething anger. She lifted the baby and threw the baby to the ground just out of view of the holo recorder. The child is silent and any parent would know instantly that the child died instantly.*

The truth is the Jedi are hypocrites and they are so conceded in their own day to day lives that they are powerless to stop the thieves, murderers, and terrorists that roam freely in the galaxy. Their galactic renown is a sham perpetuated by thousands of years of lives. If they were truly warriors of justice and the martyr’s they proclaimed the galaxy would be safe, but instead they turn a blind eye to even their own code.

*Rika crosses her hands in front of her and glares into the recorder.*

If the Jedi truly made the same sacrifices that everyone else made, they would know your plight. But they selfishly take care of their own with no regard for even beyond their gates. I issue this promise. If Mon Taran surrenders his child to us, then we will leave all alone peacefully. If he refuses to give up his child, we will kill ten children a day.

Around the universe thousands of children are ripped from their parents arms daily, to serve in militaries to be sold into slavery to work and die for meager earnings and have nothing to look forward to until they are fatally wounded or mutilated just trying to survive.

The Jedi have turned a blind eye to all of this and done nothing. It is time to awaken their senses and show them the world that truly exists, the pain that the galaxy feels in this war they perpetuate. They can end this suffering with just one life, if they just sacrifice something of their own, that’s all it takes, now watch as they refuse your plights, your pleas, and your pain.

*The holo image fades from Rika and shows the devastated and distraught Nemoidian mother as she knelt protectively over the child. Her blood curdling screams were heard echoiing. In the background a pink hue could be suddenly seen as the sound of a lightweapon activating. The image blacks and the sound ceases.*
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Re: Galactic News

Post by Moria Hammerhand » Tue Dec 01, 2009 2:50 pm

*Deep within the confines of the JSO, a young woman sits game control in hand killing Gun Gan Zombie with a grenade launcher. The holoprojecter that show the game, starts to jump and the images is suddenly lost. Jumping to her feet, an eighteen year old Moria Hammerhand jumps to her feet. Her eyes turning from purple to red, as she watches the game disappear. Now, she was going to have to start again from the beginning but before she could even think of how horrible that was going to be an image once again appear in front of her.

The blond hair woman before her, was holding a horrible little pink thing that had to be a baby. What the devil was she thinking, eeewww that thing would probably just poop on her and then... that thought was interrupted as she began to here for friend rant. Purple eyes lite up as she heard talk of the horrible Ji'dai scum. Her face twist in disgust as she hears that something reproduced with Mon Taran, it was just gross.

A wide smile came over her face, oh she would have to get in on the children killing. Now that was a sport that the Junior Sith Order took great pleasure in. Her face suddenly falls, when she here the words...

10 babies per day, that was just not enough. Everyone knew that ten would only get the blood pumping. The bloodlust would take over only at the six or maybe the seventh on.*

Rika, what were you thinking! Only ten! Come on what fun is that.

*Her voice screamed out at the holo screen and she stand up. The game station long forgotten for the moment.*
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Vitiosus
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Re: Galactic News

Post by Vitiosus » Sun Dec 20, 2009 12:48 pm

*From Coruscant Vitiosus hacks into the Holo-net. The Hack is secured and the recorder is activated*
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Rika Nayra
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Re: Galactic News

Post by Rika Nayra » Sun Dec 20, 2009 12:50 pm

Vitiosus wrote:*From Coruscant Vitiosus hacks into the Holo-net. The Hack is secured and the recorder is activated*
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBeg7CZqSx0

*The holo image of Rika dressed in what appears to be plain clothes sparks to life. Though any who know her would be able to tell the clothes were baggy and bulky and possibly hid armor and weapons. Behind her lay the landscape of the Coruscant Imperial Amusement Park. Her dead set blue eyes looked straight into the recorder that was sending the image out into the Galactic Holonet*

So it seems that the Jedi have done nothing and Mon Taran has not done as asked. He chooses to, as I warned, hide in his high walled temple. Never straying from it even to attempt to talk to or reason with me. The Jedi and Mon have been informed /where/ each of the killings would take place and done nothing to stop it. They instead send bounty hunters after me.

Bounty Hunters who pursued us and ended in the destruction of the Hospital and Parks in Wayland.

Where is their peace? Its bathed in blood, instead they embrace passion and only self love. Greedily they protect their own and leave the galaxy to fend for its self. Their knowledge? They know where we are going and what we are doing. With the knowledge they are ignorant to the rest of the galaxy and do nothing of it. They do indeed seem to have serenity. Caring only for the tranquility of the temple they choose to hide behind. Six months have passed and I have kept my promise. Not once has a Jedi even raised a finger to stop this. They are riddled ineffectual by the peace loving ways of their own tranquility and serenity that when the galaxy needs salvation, they are nowhere to be found. They promised to protect the galaxy, and failed they have. I promised blood, and I have kept that promise. The sith may seem brutal to some, but our methods exact results and /we/ keep our promises and are not paralyzed by a body of lies. Instead we act and adapt.

There is no chaos? They preach peace, yet nothing is done to bring about peace. Trammis still burns, Your children are still threatened, they and their allies brought war upon the galaxy. Hypocritical in every regard.

Where are the self righteous, self sacrificing, active Jedi? The peace loving defenders of the galaxy?

THEY DO NOT EXIST!

*She raised a data pad and keyed in a series of four buttons then looked at the recorder once more.*

What you have been taught about the Jedi is a fallacy. They, like Mon Taran, are ignorant and spread the lies of their honor. If any of them had honor they would have met or contacted someone, gone to help aid and ease suffering worlds, returned the parts of the dead children, but they have done NOTHING! They brought this upon the galaxy because of their lies and their hypocrisy. It is now upon the galaxy to see this and show the Jedi that you are through believing their b*******!

*In the amusement park a series of explosions erupts and echoing screams accompany the rising smoke in the distance. The large coaster teeters and crumbles in its wake as a coaster visibly falls with dozens of people aboard.*

Complacency achieves nothing. Inactivity breeds stagnancy. The Jedi breed, well a lot; and their lies provide false hope for the masses. Their reign of lies is over and its time for everyone to see them as they truly are.

*The image fades out as it zooms in towards the chaos breaking out at the amusement park.*
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